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Alignment Good
Species Monkey
Gender Male
Occupation SPORK agent
Allies SPORK

Private Simmons is a monkey who works for S.P.O.R.K. He is unable to talk, but like Cod Commando, is understood by other members of the group.


He is a grey monkey with a tail, and who wears a helmet with a pair of goggles on it, and green overalls.


He appears to be the technician of the group. Despite being an ape, he is able to read and write.


  • His name is a play on the word "Simian" the scientific name for primates


See Private Simmons/Gallery

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