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Kablamity Jane
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Full Name Unknown
Alignment Good
Species Human
Gender Female
Occupation SPORK agent
Family None known
Allies Members of SPORK, Cod Commando, Abraham Lincoln
Foes Hector Con Carne
Voiced By Masasa Moyo


Kablamity Jane is a character in Evil Con Carne. She is a member of the Secret Paramilitary Organized Response Kommand, or S.P.O.R.K. for short.

AppearanceEdit

Kablamity Jane has a warm, brown skin tone and is clad in highly patriotic 60's fashion consisting of red and white-striped bell-bottoms, hoop earrings, and a blue crop-top. She also sports a large afro and wears red lipstick. She has a second more ninja-like outfit when she is seen sticking to the ceiling in Hector Con Carne's lair with two pairs of plungers when trying to save Cod Commando from Hector's mind control.

PersonalityEdit

Her personality is similar to that of women portrayed in the blaxploitation genre, an ethnic-subgenre originally targeting an urban/black audience. She uses phrases such as "Kablamity, blam!" and "Take that evil-doers!" to match with her hardcore, actionista personality.

AbilitiesEdit

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Kablamity Jane with spring boxing glove

She has many weapons, including two functioning machine guns stashed in her afro. When in her ninja outfit, her afro contains a spring boxing glove.

She also appears to be rather acrobatic.

HistoryEdit

Kablamity Jane was summoned from the S.P.O.R.K. headquarters by Abraham Lincoln along with the other members of S.P.O.R.K. to stop the mind control telemarketing scam masterminded by Hector Con Carne.

TriviaEdit

  • She is the only known female member of S.P.O.R.K.
  • Her name is likely a shout-out to Calamity Jane, a kind but deadly frontierswoman.

GalleryEdit

See Kablamity Jane/Gallery

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