So here is another tribute to General Skarr since he other one I made had problems. Considering how many times General Skarr has tried to overthrow Hector and take over the world himself, this song fits him very well...heck, it was sung by a character named Scar who had a scar over the same eye as General Skarr!!!
Lyrics: I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares!
So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining, new era Is tiptoeing nearer
Shenzi: And where do we feature?
Scar: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last, I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Scar/Hyena Clan: Be prepared!
[Speech] Banzai: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what? Scar: For the death of the king! Banzai: Why? Is he sick? Scar: No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And Simba, too. Shenzi: Great idea! Who needs a king? Shenzi and Banzai: No king! No King! La-la-la-la-la-la! Scar: Idiots! There will be a king! Banzai: But you said, uh... Scar: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again! Shenzi and Banzai: (variously) Yay! All right! Long live the king! Hyena Clan: Long live the king! Long live the king!
Hyena Clan: King, king, king, king, king, king! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all time adored
Scar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!
Scar/Hyena Clan: So prepare for the coup of the century Scar: Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Hyena Clan: Oooh... la, la, la!) Meticulous planning (Hyena Clan: We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Hyena Clan: Lots of food!) Decades of denial (Hyena Clan: We repeat!) Is simply why I'll (Hyena Clan: Endless meat!)
Be king, undisputed Respected, saluted And seen, for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Scar/Hyena Clan: Be prepared! Scar[/Shenzi/Banzai/Ed]/Hyena Clan: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
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