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|Advice Giving Pirate|
|Occupation||Pirating, giving advice|
|Allies||Hector Con Carne (briefly)|
|First Appearance||Bring Me the Face of Hector Con Carne|
The Advice Giving Pirate only appeared in Bring Me the Face of Hector Con Carne as a minor character. His appearance in the show is never explained
He is bald with a black beard, a large nose, and an eyepatch. He wears a red hat, blue shirt, and brown pants.